Pancreas Humor and funny songs

  • gonnif Said:
  • spoxjox Said:
Reading Steve's (swy55's) diary where he talked about the Colorectal Surgeon's Song reminded me of Weird Al's classic My Pancreas. "Lipase, amylase, and trypsin: Gonna help with a-my digestion!" The Beach Boys never sounded better.

(Just one thing, Al: Your pancreas attracts every other pancreas in the universe with a force proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to THE SQUARE OF the distance between them. Grrrrr...physics gets no respect at all.)

Such is the gravity of the situation

Physics, like Rodney Dangerfield, gets no respect, no respect at all. I told my son that gravity has an acceleration of 9.81 meters per second squared, he told me to go take a flying leap off a tall building to prove it. I asked my wife if I weighed too much, She told me it was only the size of my big, fat mass! That's the story of my life, I get no respect, no respect at all (when it comes to physics)

And we now take you back to your regularly scheduled program, already in progress....

Another group of crazy medical musicians of CRNA's called the Laryngospasms

Link to "waking up is hard do"