10 - You can intubate your friends at parties
9 - Have you ever met a happy Internist?
8 - You don’t suffer from enough ego hypertrophy to be surgeon
7 - You can comfort anxious patients with, "I know just how you feel, it’s my first anesthetic too"
6 - Any job where you work in green pajamas is a cool job
5 - You can park next to the rich doctors like the ophthalmologists
4 - You can cover your mistakes with Versed
3 - After spending the night with surgeons, they still will not respect you in the morning
2 - If you get bored on the weekend, you can always give yourself a spinal
And the NUMBER ONE reason to become an Anesthesiologist is:
#1 No Office, No Overhead & NO RECTAL EXAMS!!!
Hey Dave,
There is nothing more fun than doing a rectal exam. What’s life without a “finger wave” now and then?
Natalie
hey, whatever tickles your fancy 
Natalie,
You are one cool but slightly deranged woman.
| QUOTE (LisaS @ Nov 7 2002, 01:03 AM) |
hey, whatever tickles your fancy 
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Lisa, I don't think it's anyone's fancy that Nat is tickling!
Take care,
Jeff
Let’s not forget the old line about a successful party:
"it ain’t a real party if nobody get’s bagged before the night is through"
Take care,
Jeff