True Church Bulletin Bloopers

1. This afternoon there will be a meeting in both the north and south ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends.
2. Thursday at 5:00 pm, there will be a meeting for the Little Mothers Club. For all ladies wishing to be Little Mothers, please
meet the Pastor in his study.
3. This Sunday being Easter Sunday, we ask Mrs. Johnson to come forward and lay an egg at the altar.
4. On Sunday, a special collection will be taken to defray the expense of the new carpet. For all those wishing to do something on the new carpet, come forward and get a piece of paper.
5. The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind and they can be seen in the church basement on Friday afternoon.
6. Tonight’s sermon: " What is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.
7. Please remember in prayer those who are sick of our church community.
8. Don’t miss our Annual Potluck Supper! Prayer and medication to follow.
9. For those of you who have children and don’t know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
10. Don’t let worry kill you off. Let the church help.

Quote (Aspiring Doctor @ June 30 2002 2:13 pm)
Thursday at 5:00 pm, there will be a meeting for the Little Mothers Club. For all ladies wishing to be Little Mothers, please meet the Pastor in his study.
Don't let worry kill you off. Let the church help.

These were worth the price of admission! :laugh: