Doctors and Cash

Okay. My IM attending gave us a joke today.


How do you hide cash from a surgeon? Put it in the chart.


How do you hide cash from an internal medicine doctor? Put it under the bandage.



ROFLMAO!

How do you hide a $100 bill…


…from a pediatrician?


You don’t need to, s/he doesn’t know what one looks like.


…from an orthopaedist?


Inside a textbook.


…from a plastic surgeon?


It’s never been done.


I think there are a whole bunch more of these. My memory is only good for dirty jokes.


Mary

Not a money joke but fits into the pattern; saw this on a medical student blog this morning


Q: What’s the definition of a randomised double-blind study?


A: 2 orthopaedic surgeons looking at an ECG.

Gonnif,


I like that one. Considering I work in a ortho surgery practice, I might have to try that one tomorrow.