Okay. My IM attending gave us a joke today.
How do you hide cash from a surgeon? Put it in the chart.
How do you hide cash from an internal medicine doctor? Put it under the bandage.
ROFLMAO!
How do you hide a $100 bill…
…from a pediatrician?
You don’t need to, s/he doesn’t know what one looks like.
…from an orthopaedist?
Inside a textbook.
…from a plastic surgeon?
It’s never been done.
I think there are a whole bunch more of these. My memory is only good for dirty jokes.
Mary
Not a money joke but fits into the pattern; saw this on a medical student blog this morning
Q: What’s the definition of a randomised double-blind study?
A: 2 orthopaedic surgeons looking at an ECG.
Gonnif,
I like that one. Considering I work in a ortho surgery practice, I might have to try that one tomorrow.