Because everyone may need a good paramedic once in awhile:
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That was soooooooooo funny 
Ah, Joe… I see you’ve discovered the European approach to CPR…it is the ergodynamically improved position…it seems that doing CPR in such tight spaces violated some sort of labor law. Decapitation seemed the obvious answer. 
Take care,
Jeff
ever been to the Tower of London…omg, you stand right where people were beheaded…for no other reason than she couldn’t bear a son within a few years. Ooops, lost that pre-nup agreement!!