Pfff... doctors

I’m Not One Of Those Fancy College-Educated Doctors

By Dr. Mike Ruddy

June 21, 2006 | Issue 42•25

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I'm a doctor, and I'm damn good at it. Why? Because I learned to be a doctor the old-fashioned way: gumption, elbow grease, and trial and error. I'm not one of these blowhards in a white coat who'll wear your ears out with 10 hours of mumbo-jumbo technical jargon about "diagnosis" this and "prognosis" that, just because he loves the sound of his own voice. No sir. I just get the job done.


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