Ten fun things to do in an elevator

I found most of these on other sites:
Ten fun things to do in an elevator:
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
2.Grimace painfully as you smack your forehead and yell "Would all of you please just shutup!"
3.Crack open your briefcase or purse and say " Got enough air in there?“
4.Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
5.Stare and grin at another passenger for a while and then announce” I’ve got new socks on!“
6.Show a passenger (who’s wolfing down a doughnut) a wound and ask if it looks infected.
7.When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to open the doors, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
8. When at least eight people have boarded, moan from the back of the elevator " Oh no, not now…not the motion sickness again…”

So, okay, it says 10 fun things to do. . . where are the other two?! :p


Crackling voice over the building loud speaker "Security to elevator #4…Security to elevator #4"
Later on the news "A person that doesn’t seem to be affiliated with any terrorist organisations will be labled later today and put on trial…News at 11"
Here is some fun things to do to telemarketers:
Turn on the TV. Change the channel to one that only gets static. Turn the volume up really loud. Say that you can’t hear them over the static.
Make up your own language. Speak it.
Make up a one word language. Speak it.
Say, “This phone line is for emergency use only. Do you have an emergency?” If they say “Yes” say, “Please state the nature of the emergency.” Then insist that their emergency isn’t an emergency.
If they say “No” say, "I’m sorry but this line is for emergencies only."
Pretend that you are a hostage negotiator, and try to get the telemarketer to release the hostages.
Order a large pepperoni pizza, some garlic bread, and a meatball sub.
Repeatedly dial the phone. Mutter that it isn’t ringing.
Dial *69. Wait about a minute and say, "#### unreliable *69."
Pretend that the telemarketer is your husband/wife or boyfriend/girlfriend. Talk sexually, making references to what you are going to do to him/her later tonight. When you “realize” that you are not speaking to your husband/wife/boyfriend/girlfriend yell, “Pervert!” Slam the phone down to hang up.
Communicate only through Morse code.
Talk to the telemarketer. During the conversation dial the phone, and ask for Bill. Do this repeatedly.
Try to sell the telemarketer something.
Act drunk.
Turn on your shower. Say that you are on a portable phone and are really late for an important meeting.
Ask if he/she has been to Australia. Regardless of his/her answer ask if you can buy a boomerang and didgeridoo.
If he/she says “No” insist that he/she buy yours.
If he/she says “Yes” ask if he/she will take a strange currency.
Pretend to be an escaped mental patient. Mutter things like, “They’ll never catch me again,” “No! Not the jacket! No, no, no!” After saying one of these mutter incoherently.
Make him/her sing to get a sale.
If a male sings, claim that he sounds like Brittany Spears.
If a female sings, claim that she sounds like Barry White.
Pretend to be really interested. Then say, "No."
Say nothing until he/she hangs up.
Ask the telemarketer for his/her home phone number. Claim that you need some time to think, and that you’ll get back to them.
Say, “Yes” immediately to whatever they are selling and hang up immediately afterwards.