Things My Girlfriend I Have Argued About...

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/mil.millingto…on/things.html#
Well, ok…it’s not exactly a template for a healthy relationship. But it’s quite funny. Especially if you like the generally understated, and ocasionally obtuse character of English humor (it’s written by an Englishman).
“She wants to paint the living room yellow. I have not the words.”
“You may remember that one of the manifestations of Margret’s basket of madnesses is an urge to fill our house with an internal Vietnam of plants.”

LOL laugh.gif LOL
not to be read while trying to sit quietly at work –

QUOTE (LisaS @ Aug 4 2003, 04:02 PM)
LOL laugh.gif LOL
not to be read while trying to sit quietly at work --

Whole-heartedly agree. I kept having to take breaks as the urge to laugh was too great.

Well, my favorite part was the fact that his girlfriend’s name is Margaret, whose name means “dangerously insane.” I have a co-worker, also named Margaret, who fits this description to a tee laugh.gif