Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They’re both cartoon dogs!
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME stuff, why didn’t he just buy dinner?
Why is a person that handles your money called a “Broker”? Doesn’t inspire much confidence, does it?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? Ew.
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don’t point to their privates when they ask where the bathroom is?
Linda I did the last one with a bunch of people out having a grand old time! The waitress turned 4 shades of Red. Man the hollering from our table was just louder than a bomb blast.
We left her a fabulous tip.